Get off my LAN, you damn kids!

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

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darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

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georgetakei:

Reddit users submitted these gifs to perfectly sum up their first time. Looks like this girl had quite the time. See more: http://ohmyyy.gt/UPL3ZT

georgetakei:

Reddit users submitted these gifs to perfectly sum up their first time. Looks like this girl had quite the time. See more: http://ohmyyy.gt/UPL3ZT

No fucks given.

Not a one.

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unamusedsloth:

Advice from a wall in a bathroom [source]

unamusedsloth:

Advice from a wall in a bathroom [source]